Saturday, April 14, 2007

Hilarious Fren's blog

Had an interesting conversation with my sis.

J: I just spent 70 bucks on a stupid ovulation kit

Sis: how come

J: The rationale is ahem ahem after Ovulation with 6 days of ahem ahem abstinance can increase the Y chromosome & produce a Son.

J: But I cannot detect an ovualtion after using up the test kit

Sis: Who the bloody hell said tat

J: References from internet, what said u ?

Sis: TOTALLY Rubbish

Sis: the epididymis where the sperm is stored has millions and millions of sperm XX and YY

J: but YY die fast

Sis: ask ur hubby to recompartmentalise his sperms, tat's more practical

Sis: NOTHING CAN HELP..it is absolutely random; from the scientific view, nothing can coax the XY sperm to go and the XX sperm to stay in his epdidymis

J: How abt 6 days of sex abstinace

Sis: i suggest going to temple & pray to Zhu Sheng Nian Nian to pray for a Son, more practical this way

Sis: So rubbishy lor, cmon man if there is a way to choose male female, then all the diary farms will choose the best timing to get female calves (to get milk)..just cannot one lah

J: hmm

Sis: those families with 1 whole string of daughters, u think they never sought for ways to get a son meh..this kind of things how to control..dun waste $$$ liao, go Shuang Lin Shi pray for son and donate $$ if succeed

It is sheer luck & nothing else!

J: Darn

Sis: aiyah..dun be too upset lah, yi que shui yuan bah

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wah...for once I thought I had that conversation with you! Then again, thought it wouldn't be possible cos I dunno what the heck is an epididymis!

Audrey Ang said...

haha..since when we have this kind of conversation. besides in my fren's case, she's the elder sis asking this qn...hahah..