Friday, April 27, 2007

Sterlisation - 8 May

Countdown to Mico's sterlisation. 10 more days.
Hubby says never die a virgin! poor Mico
Anyway don't really know if Mico was humped by Boyce back then.
Maybe she isn't really a virgin anymore. hee

I only pity my poor pocket.

Jordan not coming anymore.

Jordan not coming anymore. So sad sob sob =(

Stupid Mico knows how to bark for water. because could not find water anywhere, even at the aircon pipes..show temper. Taking me for granted. I will report her to SPCO. Society Prevention of Cruelty to Owners!

Everytime bark bark bark at me. So rude. Knows I don't like her to bark she stil barks. Somemore only dares to bark at me. See other people and dogs, she don't know hide where, let alone make noise.

Monday, April 23, 2007

New doggie coming

In a few days time, Jordan will be coming to join our family. A Mini schauzner, going to be boarded with us for a long term till his mummy finds a shelter that can take herself and her 2 dogs. Quite looking forward to his arrival. Mico will have company =)

Angry with Mico

So angry with Mico. Peed on my sofa! Whacked her and scolded her till she peed and shitted! Stupid Mico. Shall ignore her for the rest of the day.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Hilarious Fren's blog

Had an interesting conversation with my sis.

J: I just spent 70 bucks on a stupid ovulation kit

Sis: how come

J: The rationale is ahem ahem after Ovulation with 6 days of ahem ahem abstinance can increase the Y chromosome & produce a Son.

J: But I cannot detect an ovualtion after using up the test kit

Sis: Who the bloody hell said tat

J: References from internet, what said u ?

Sis: TOTALLY Rubbish

Sis: the epididymis where the sperm is stored has millions and millions of sperm XX and YY

J: but YY die fast

Sis: ask ur hubby to recompartmentalise his sperms, tat's more practical

Sis: NOTHING CAN HELP..it is absolutely random; from the scientific view, nothing can coax the XY sperm to go and the XX sperm to stay in his epdidymis

J: How abt 6 days of sex abstinace

Sis: i suggest going to temple & pray to Zhu Sheng Nian Nian to pray for a Son, more practical this way

Sis: So rubbishy lor, cmon man if there is a way to choose male female, then all the diary farms will choose the best timing to get female calves (to get milk)..just cannot one lah

J: hmm

Sis: those families with 1 whole string of daughters, u think they never sought for ways to get a son meh..this kind of things how to control..dun waste $$$ liao, go Shuang Lin Shi pray for son and donate $$ if succeed

It is sheer luck & nothing else!

J: Darn

Sis: aiyah..dun be too upset lah, yi que shui yuan bah

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Happy Feet

2 days ago, Mico kept tapping her feet. Only her right hind leg. Don't know why she kept tapping it. At first, I thought she was scratching. But she din seem to scratch. She even tapped while she walked, just like Happy feet. heehee. Hopefully not another case of ticks.

Monday, April 09, 2007

New Bed




New Bed from Ikea. Cheap. Only $15. Comfy Comfy. Mummy also grabbed 4 bowls from Ikea. 50 cents each only. So kiasu. I only need 2 bowls - 1 eating, 1 drinking. Mostly I hate to eat from my bowl. Mum said 4 bowls are just in case any foster dog comes by or for pet sitting purposes.